The world is going to the dogs

Tracking has been in my blood ever since great great great great grandfather those thousands of years ago decided to leave the comfort of his arboreal abode and developed an appetite for our fine furred and feathered friends... Let's just say that instead of the "great Satan" from the west (read USA) wasting billions trying to track the bearded one (read Osama son of Laden), one of my kin would have done this faster and cheaper. A bag of flour would have sufficed. He would have accepted blankets but after what they did to the native Americans we have learned to be cautious.
You may be wondering what this mad man is going on about. Well in line with my genetic heritage, I am also a tracker of sorts but I have kept up with the times and so whatever my ancestors were able to do in the Savannah I am just as adept at it on the internet. My genetic advantage has led me to believe that our world as we know it is going to the dogs. These series of unfortunate events started sometime last year when a fine member of the fourth estate who also happened to be of Middle Eastern descent hurled his footwear at the Jr. who was surprisingly agile for a man of his age and mental capacity. The before mentioned shoes were later sold for a pretty penny on the web.
Then there was the historic event of a brother taking over from Jr. some said said that if a black man got into the white house then pigs would fly and sure enough after 100 days of brother Obama at the seat of power swine flew. Like I said everything is going to shit. Barely a week has passed since the Casanova, teen model seducing, blue pill popping and billionaire extrodinaire , Mr. Silvio Berlusconi got hit on the face by a man who the Italian police described as having a "history of psychological disturbances".
Don't even get me started on the Nigerians, the Somali pirates or the French, maybe next time. What we do not seem to realize is that we are all participants in the de-evolution of the human species and like all the governments in the globe I will blame this misfortune on global warming and mother nature, Al gore and Wangari Maathai will in turn blame progress.
These are the facts, we are at the pinnacle of human civilization and society with all its complexities is at its zenith. We have moved so far forward in such little time that we are slowly starting to move backwards.
Welcome to the age of stupid earthlings, where your IQ is nothing if it cannot match you I CAN.....